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Survey Bitch

a female that posts a survey bulletin on myspace (a survey bulletin is a bulletin that has pre-written questions for the person to answer them so they can show their myspace friends what their answers are to these obscene questions) but a survey bitch only posts a survey bulletin that has the following questions: "Have you had your heart broken lately?" or "Do you think relationships are worth it?" etc... the reason they want to answer those questions and show everybody what their answers are, is because their boyfriend had recently broken up with her and they attempt (usually a failed attempt) to try to make that person feel guilty. The survey bitch tries to cover up their reason for doing the survey bulletin (the reason being to make her ex guilty) by making the title of the bulletin the following title: "I'm doing a survey because i was bored." when everyone should know that the only reason she did it was to make her ex feel guilty, not because she was bored.
The following is a real life example of survey done by a Survey Bitch.

Do you think​ relat​ionsh​ips are ever reall​y worth​ it?
haaaa!
no comment.

When was the last time you were extre​mely disap​point​ed?​​​
yesterday night.

the last perso​n you kisse​d and the next perso​n you'​​​ll kiss the same?​​​
haa.

honestly;probally never again

Are you missi​ng someo​ne?​​​
"no comment.
"

What were you doing​ at 11:​​​00 am today​?​​​
asleep.

i had a rough night.

Regre​t doing​ anyth​ing in the past week?​​​
yes.

caring about things.

keep in mind that this particular survey bitch had their boyfriend break up with them the day before.
by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 3, 2009
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"Yo Sareyah is so fucking beautiful it's ridiculous."
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A lowly form of income for destitute college students, involving the completion of online or mail-in surveys and questionnaires for some kind of compensation, usually monetary in nature. Oftentimes, the actual content of the answers to the survey has been fabricated to make the survey taker (student) eligible to receive the compensation.
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