sapersteins

tits on a jewish girl

My, Sarah Silverman has some fine sapersteins !

by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

spezak

Noun; (1) a residence; (2) home or apartment. Jive.

Sista, you want to come back to my spezak and slap some skin?

I am going to my spezak

by Theotis Williams October 16, 2006

sapeosexual

a sapeosexual person is the one who is attracted to the wisdom, the brain of the opposite sex

Padma Laxmi's attraction towards Salman Rushdie is a sapeosexual attraction

by wilnel April 9, 2009

Spez

Spez a person or persons that edit posts on forums to be a cuck

Person 1: lmao did you see what i posted on /r/The_Donald ?
Person 2: m8 i think someone did a Spez
Person 1: oh no did someone Spez me?

by kill_yourself_you_cunt November 29, 2016

samez

Samez means "same". There is no other way to define it unless you have a inside joke with someone else ok?! SAMEZ MEANS SAME!

(assuming you have a phone)

Sarah: I have a phone
You: Samez

by thestormerway May 13, 2018

Spezia man

A 36 year old (as of 05 Feb 2021) Juventus player in the Serie A Italian national league who has the ability to score against low ranked or relegation zone teams for the purpose of statpadding.

Spezia man was once bragging:

I buy pasta, I eat pizza
I score goals versus Spezia

by cracker_22jack March 27, 2021

Spezza Pass

When a hockey player swings the puck with their stick behind their back in the hopes of making some incredible passing play to their team-mate, and it instead goes tape-to-tape on the stick of the opposing player who is heading the other way. Usually results in a goal against or at the very least a strong scoring opportunity where the goalie has to save the day.

Note: A fancy attempt of tilting your wrist in the wrong direction can only be referred to as a 'Spezza Pass' if it results in the other team getting some kind of scoring opportunity.

Announcer: "And here comes Spezza across the line looking for the pass . . . what . . . the . . . *BLEEP* Did you see that Spezza Pass! AND THERE GOES OVECHKIN THE OTHER WAY! IN ON GOAL..."

by DannyHeater April 15, 2010