by valencia2005 October 13, 2005
Santa Clarita, officially the City of Santa Clarita, is the third largest city in Los Angeles County, California, and the seventeenth largest in the state of California. The city has annexed a number of unincorporated areas, contributing to the large population increase. It is located about 35 miles (56 km) northwest of downtown Los Angeles, and occupies most of the Santa Clarita Valley. It is a notable example of a U.S. edge city or boomburb. Santa Clarita was ranked by Money magazine in 2006 as 18th of the top 100 places to live.
Santa Clarita was incorporated in December 1987 as the union of four unincorporated communities, Canyon Country, Newhall, Saugus, and Valencia, all of which are situated on the land of the former Rancho San Francisco.12 The four communities retain separate identities, and it is common for residents to refer to a specific neighborhood when asked where they are from. Santa Clarita is bounded on the west by the Golden State Freeway (I-5). The Antelope Valley Freeway (SR-14) runs northeast-southwest through an irregular east border, and the Newhall Pass is the city's southernmost point.
Santa Clarita is often associated with the Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park, though the park is located just outside the city limits, and the California Institute of the Arts (CalArts), located in Valencia.
Santa Clarita was incorporated in December 1987 as the union of four unincorporated communities, Canyon Country, Newhall, Saugus, and Valencia, all of which are situated on the land of the former Rancho San Francisco.12 The four communities retain separate identities, and it is common for residents to refer to a specific neighborhood when asked where they are from. Santa Clarita is bounded on the west by the Golden State Freeway (I-5). The Antelope Valley Freeway (SR-14) runs northeast-southwest through an irregular east border, and the Newhall Pass is the city's southernmost point.
Santa Clarita is often associated with the Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park, though the park is located just outside the city limits, and the California Institute of the Arts (CalArts), located in Valencia.
by Happy Santa Clarita resident February 24, 2017
A city located in north Los Angeles County. It is located near the Kern and Ventura County borders. It is located about 45 minutes of Downtown Los Angeles. It is home to 5 school districts and about 60 public schools. The major school districts are : William S Hart Union HIgh School District, Saugus Union SD, Newhall SD, Castaic Union SD,and Sulphur Springs SD. It a primarily white and christian suburb, however, there is a wide mix of cultures. It is home to the Valencia Town Center, a large mall. It has been named one of the safest places to live for many years and one of the best 50 places in America to live. The city is planning to get a minor league baseball team in 2007. It is home to 2 colleges, the Masters College and College of the Canyons. There are four divisions of Santa Clarita. They are Saugus, Newhall, Valencia, and Canyon Country. Contrary to most peoples belief, two divisions, Stevenson Ranch and Castaic are unincorporated. It is pretty much the best place ever.
by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryan June 01, 2006
the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.
kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!
by thankkgodigotout July 11, 2009
A Latin female. Usually of Mexican heritage who was either raised or has learned to downplay or hide her Mexican identity. She has a deep rooted self hatred for her Mexican blood and tries to hide it with blonde or light hair and makeup. Her last name is a source of embarrassment. She only dates white guys and once married. Her children will be raised as white and their Mexican heritage will hopefully be erased forever.
"Hey Miguel" is that your cousin Manuela, She's beautiful! Is she single?
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
Don't waste your time bro. She's a Santa Clarita latina, she doesn't date Mexicans.
by TRUSAVAGE June 13, 2021
A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and in recent years, now more crime infested. This used to be a safe city known for the amusement park, Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after the Covid pandemic. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse in terms of different races and culture, which is one of the few positive traits of this city. This city needs to bring more interesting restaurants and add some new cool entertaining bars/clubs to attract some hot bitches. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class/middle class blue collar white people. Mostly garbage white people. These white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Meaning they are the certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Not really anything to be, “hyped” up about since Karen’s are trashy white women who aren’t the good looking type of girls. Most of them are bland AF that don’t make you want to glance a second time. It’s a shame because there used to be better looking girls here. Now, they might’ve moved out due to college or career.
Santa Clarita. A boring city that used to have some potential to be more exciting when they started bringing new cool restaurants and music venues/clubs but now got worse after 2019/2020. Infested with more low life people and trailer trash people who give off the vibes of being cringey and sketchy. The people living
In these suburbs are pretty bland and boring in terms of their character and looks. All the racist trash people now moving to different states like Texas or some southern state.
In these suburbs are pretty bland and boring in terms of their character and looks. All the racist trash people now moving to different states like Texas or some southern state.
by DrCumtastic February 11, 2024
A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and Nowadays full of crime. Obviously, known for Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after Covid pandemic. Crime has drastically increased. I mean just look at some of the stories on the instagram page, Whatsupscv. Santa Clarita is also know to be super boring, bland, racist, and Karenish. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class blue collar white people. They mostly drive lifted trucks and sometimes rep a confederate flag on their vehicles. Mostly garbage white people. Some of these white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur/term, “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Some of them can be white supremacists. Just remember most racist people especially, “white trash people,” are dumb, unsophisticated, and unintelligent. Meaning these white people are the low tier certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC, the community college in Santa Clarita because they are too dumb to get an AA degree. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Most of them are just generic average looking chicks.
Oh, Santa Clarita. A city that has always been known to be boring, bland, racist, and full of Karen’s nowadays. Now a city that is also full of waaay more crime and tons of businesses/restaurants have shut down since 2019-2023. This city always regresses and becomes worse every year. Maybe, one day Santa Clarita will improve for the better? No wonder people end up moving or going to LA/OC/SD area on the weekends because the city isn’t really entertaining besides Six flags Magic Mountain.