Sander

To wake up early in the morning in the dead of winter with the sole intent of taking an excessively long shower. A true Sander is done when you know that everyone else is waiting and relying on a shower to get them through the day. Getting Sandered may result in a pathological phenomenon known as an "undeSANDERED" testicle when your roommates attempt to shower after you.

Hey man, make it quick. I got Sandered yesterday and my balls still haven't dropped back down.

by hypoxic drive March 3, 2010

Sander

A beta male that thinks he's alpha

I hate how alex acts like such a sander

by Stinky69420 March 13, 2020

Sander

A Sander is a closet homosexual who does something ellevillt everyday

Peter: So you came out of the closet?
Bird: I could not stay Sander for ever

by Sanderhater May 27, 2013

To Sander

To waste, not finish, or no take advantage of an opportunity.

When someone leaves the last little bit in a beer-"Hey, are you going to sander that beer?"

by 961 May 12, 2007

Sandered

When a person asks the smoker to pass the marijuana to him/her, but people keep passing it to other people and ignoring that person.

stoner's friend: "you only got one hit off that blunt!"

stoner: "Yeah I got sandered."

stoner's friend: "yeah you got sandered so hard bro!!!"

by community_high_school January 7, 2010

sanders

A sanders is a person who can tell it like it is while having the balls to do what he wants when he wants. He is a made man who has finally made it to the big time, a true baller. A real sanders exhibits an exuberant knowledge the finer things in life that are often not experienced by common society, such as an eye for fine automobiles, a refined taste in women and is a cannabis connoisseur.

Hey bro, you looked like a true sanders when you were yolkin that maro with a J hangin' off your lip.

Only a true sanders could roll a joint like Bob Marly.

Wow, look at those two fine beezys with the homie!Hes sure is one hell of a sanders!

by Yadda Fiendizz Stickydankis December 16, 2008

sanders

a well-respected, brilliant leader of men, but a teddy bear at heart. It's probably why it's the name over Winnie the Pooh's door.

There was complete and utter chaos until Sanders arrived, then there was a warm and fuzzy feeling over all...

by crazyassdispatcher August 5, 2007