Samsung

A company that makes Clunky hardware with a ugly skinned version of android.

Billy: Hey Susan is that an Android you have there?

Susan: Why yes billy it is, It’s very chunky and slippery it’s the Samsung s8 it’s so phat

Billy: I told you that you should have gotten an iPhone

Susan: I should of listened I wish I could send you a picture of my ugly Samsung computer I have too but you know, my cameras only 8 megapixels.

by Okurrking November 21, 2018

Samsung

A company that makes exploding devices

(Airport Intercom turns on) "EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SAMSUNG PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT IS MADE BY SAMSUNG GET THE FUCK OUT"
People at airport: AWWWW MANN

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

Samsung

the phone brand that nobody likes fsr

random person: eeeewwwww you've got a samsungou
you: yeah so what
random person: r u camp or something
fight breaks out and samsung note 7 explodes and kills both of them

by rsbfg January 1, 2018

Samsung

A dumbass company. It sucks ass and will never be as good as Apple. The quality and feel of apple is 100 times better than Samsung’s.

1:I just got a new Samsung!

2:Why?
You should have gotten an iPhone you dumb bitch!

1:Why?

2:So you don’t look like a dweeb and you might actually pull girls!

by Sweet cheeks McGee November 3, 2020

Samsung

An Explosive device.

IT'S A SAMSUNG RUN!!

by LinusSebastian September 20, 2018

Samsung

A unique Asian device.

My Samsung phone blew up the other day.

by Ghostganekid May 21, 2019

samsunger

Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.

"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.

by Gaboantsa August 15, 2011