A salometer is a unit of measuring how much salami is in 1 meter.
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A salometer was made by the YouTuber Flamingo.
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Get the dirty sammie mug.the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.
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by kbro69 January 14, 2011
Get the blowjob sammich mug.The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.
Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.
Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
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Probably one of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. Anyone friends with Sammi should be honored, for this is a girl who will always have your back and will be the one, true friend you need. Sammi is a truly beautiful human being, inside and out, and anyone who really knows her will never want to lose her. She has one of the best hearts, and though she can be uncomfortable around people she doesn't know, she has an abundance of kindness that you'll be lucky to receive from this wonderful friend.
Nonetheless, never piss her off. Her threats can be very scary, harmless as they actually are. She will never threaten her friends, though, and she will never give someone a reason to really be mad at her.
Her one main flaw that gets her hurt the most: she cares too much. But you'll still love her.
Probably one of the most amazing girls you'll ever meet. Anyone friends with Sammi should be honored, for this is a girl who will always have your back and will be the one, true friend you need. Sammi is a truly beautiful human being, inside and out, and anyone who really knows her will never want to lose her. She has one of the best hearts, and though she can be uncomfortable around people she doesn't know, she has an abundance of kindness that you'll be lucky to receive from this wonderful friend.
Nonetheless, never piss her off. Her threats can be very scary, harmless as they actually are. She will never threaten her friends, though, and she will never give someone a reason to really be mad at her.
Her one main flaw that gets her hurt the most: she cares too much. But you'll still love her.
Random person: Wow, your best friend made that for you?
Me: Yep! Isn't Sammi the best?
Random person: ...I wish I had a friend like Sammi.
Me: Yep! Isn't Sammi the best?
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