saltwater mexican

A person of Hispanic descent who is not from Mexico: i.e., Cubans or Puerto Ricans

I ain't no smelly wetback from Mexico, I'm a 'Rican - a saltwater Mexican!

by C*nny October 18, 2008

Saltwater Banana

A sweaty blowjob, such as after a workout or simply on a hot night after a hot day.

I heard Tim was eating a bit of David's saltwater banana last night.

by Iron_Aardvark May 9, 2022

saltwater crankodile

a person with all the fun and not dangerous at all personality traits of a saltwater crocodile. usually very cranky and stealthy at the same time, a very dangerous combo.

my neighbor Jillian is a super hottie however she can be such a saltwater crankodile. proceed with the utmost caution

by 2pachelbel January 31, 2016

Saltwater

Attention seeker, a person that thinks they know it all. A traitor. Spy.

That one is definitely a saltwater, always acting shady.

by Nono77 October 6, 2020