Magic Bean Salesman

The stife ass dude who sits around Hyrule tripping on magic beans that cost more everytime you buy them. He is probably the chillest dude in all of Hyrule.

Guy: Dude I just copped a fat Magic Bean from that Magic Bean Salesman. We can go plant it and pull a sword out of the ground so that seven years later we can fly around on a big leaf!
Guy 2: Are you sure that you just planted it?

by fuzzy473 September 8, 2009

Salema

A salema is at first shy but once you get to know her you learn she’s a crazy person She’s very smart does sports too and weird girl too she’s funny laughs a lot sometimes like a Devil or hyena she’s a amazing girl short too

Wow she’s amazing she has to be a salema

by Letia234 February 21, 2019

Angry Salesman

The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.

Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.

by DoubleDot.com March 8, 2012

vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011

touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007

sleeman

a sweet beer company in canada eh!

go pick up a pack of sleeman's

by mrbeerboy July 3, 2005

Saleem

A really cool dude who gets many women. He is an unstoppable force, who is peaceful, inside of his own bubble. His only weakness is a nice full beautiful buttox covered in chocolate syrup with cool whip on top. Cherries are nice too.

Woman-Oh that guy is such a saleem. I wish I could be with him.
Woman2- Well, you can't cause you have a flattty. And I can't because I'm allergic to chocolate and just down right ugly.
Woman3- Mmm well i have cherries, chocolate syrup and cool whip in my purse....watch me get alll on that!

by Scramboogiethefinest May 30, 2009