balls in a salad shooter

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003

salad shooter

male genitalia (used by Pagent Brewster on Late Night with Conan O'Brian)

When his towel fell off, his salad shooter was exposed for all to see.

by livin4hymn October 25, 2006

salad shooter

A patient is brought in to the hospital, who,when you turn them over to get their clothes off them and start treatment, you notice right away thier long history of anal sex.

Man, we got one in through ER last night - what a salad shooter!

by abcinFLA June 15, 2008

Upper Deck Salad Shooter

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.

That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.

by Sue_Ellen December 9, 2008

San Francisco Salad Shooter

The process of insering a phallic type vegetable (ie carrot, cucumber)into ones anus and then excreting the vegetable into your partners mouth.

Hey Mickey, your mom hasn't been getting her roughage so i gave her the San Francisco Salad Shooter last night.

by Big Steev September 12, 2006

Salad Shooter Time Machine

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.

"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Salad Shooter

A butt hole

Gotta go spray the old salad shooter!

by 50quintillionnanoyearminutes August 9, 2020