Saint Patrick's Day

A holiday where everyone is Irish and can vomit copious amounts of green puke in public places.

Chico and Hertzel decorated my stoop with green puke for Saint Patrick's Day.

Saint Patrick's Day by chicadona March 18, 2008

Saint Patrick’s day

A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green

People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day

Saint Patrick’s day by Dubiks December 24, 2018

Sant Patrick’s Day 

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

Sant Patrick’s Day by roadkillducky February 21, 2025

Saint Patricks Day 

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.

Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.

Saint Patricks Day by mister delicious February 24, 2007

saint patricks day 

The only day of the year where everyone is Irish

1. I'm Irish

2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything

1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!

2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out

saint patricks day by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007

saint patricks day 

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.

"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)

saint patricks day by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019