soffing

soffing, stands for playing the game 'soldier of fortune'

it can also stand for hitting somebody in the gutand when they are bent over you kick them again but this time in the groin:)

1) me and some buddies went soffing online again, man we beat those foes so hard.

2) yesterday me and a guy got in a fight, he soffed me like three times, then I passed out.

by cameleo October 5, 2006

Spaffing

Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.

Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.

"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.

by kittykat1984 September 3, 2011

Spaffing

To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.

"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"

by Victoria Ryan October 24, 2008

happy spaffing

much like it's 'happy slapping' brother. similar method but with a rather different act of shame. instead of brandishing the victim with a slap across the face, in this instance one aims to ejaculate on the victims facial area.

'dude, i happy spaffed this woman on the train - she totally didn't see it cumming. LITERALLY > muhahaha!'

'we did some grade A happy spaffing today at the bus stop'

*NB - This is a totally indecent act and should never be attemped by anyone ever. in the unfortunate circumstance that it happens by accident... then feel free to circulate the vids wont you.

by deadhill pimp May 3, 2006

Beer Staffing

Using cans, you drink a beer and once it's finished you add a fresh brew on top of the empty can and just keep going till you have the biggest "staff" in town. "Team help" can be called to help duck-tape your fresh brews onto your old ones. Once your a champion you will have to move to the picnic tables to drink out of your staff, once you've reached this level your a staff champ.

Ex: Oliver and Scott always have the biggest staffs around during beer staffing, Beck just can't compete.

" team help "

*beer staff hiking is the best activity.
* Watch-out for punishing farts in the morning.

by BIGDADDY88888 October 22, 2009

swaffing

When you break up with a crazy girlfriend and suddenly become incredibly popular and successful with all the ladies.

Ever since Joe broke up with that psycho girl Julia, he's been swaffing hard - he brought home three girls in the past week!

by pi.guy September 10, 2016

safling

A small creature born from a sassigator (a mythical beast resembling an alligator but much sassier) that has not yet reached its mature state.

Wowza! Take a look at that safling!

by L4ur3l December 26, 2017