swimmer

Mostly wandering about 90% naked most of their lives, swimmers, in fact, are usually homosexual... especially ones by the name of Eddie. Some of them might have potential for great bedroom antics, but lack the skills to woo a woman... therefore resorting to masterbation or same-sex relationships with their colleagues.

The swimmer spent most of his day in the water with his team mates, therefore his oppurtunity-cost of working on women skills was spent practicing for the big meet.

swimmer by Aanik August 30, 2006

Swimmer

someone who swims in a chlorinated pool so often that their hair becomes an ugly shade of yellow and becomes all wirey. They also occasionally grow moles out of differant portions of their body (including the penis) but does not get acne all over the places of cheeks, forehead, or the genitals.

colby is a swimmer. he has a swimmers penis, everytime he turns around you can see his yellow pubic hair.

Colby swims so often that he got ugly yellow swimmer hair.

Swimmer by Mark Schofield July 20, 2007

swimmer

A swimmer is someone who got rejected from the basketball team during the winter sports season. "Mostly." Swimmers are the best "good-looking" athletes out of all sports.

Michael Phelps and Ian Thorpe

swimmer by John Beer May 13, 2005

swimmer

albanian scum swimming across the english channel learning there profesion on the way over.

useless chippys / labourers / chefs / waiters

swimmer by haydn June 5, 2004

Swimmer

The guy in Atlas who thinks its cool to have really we looking hair.

There's swimmer again.

Swimmer by peter baker January 14, 2004

swimmer

a person who swims.

i used to be a swimmer

swimmer by swimmer jk January 19, 2019

Swimmer

a swimmer is aidan i don’t have one wells

you’re such a swimmer!
dude i’m not aidan.

Swimmer by bigalphamalerubie June 25, 2019