Swifty

the absolutely, undisputed king of all caretakers. Glastry is truly blessed by his presence

"Hey did you see Swifty?"
"No, why?"

"Near ran me down with that we floor cleaner of his!"
"Legend!"

by FussiestApe October 17, 2019

swifty

It's a handjob from Taylor Swift where she just has a surprised look the whole time.

That swifty was sooo amzain!

by DFs May 28, 2012

Swifty

A very annoying person who has a strange and loving obsession with Taylor Swift. They tend to have a New York accent and Kanye West is their mortal enemy.

Omg, You’re a swifty too? Taylor’s new midnight album was sooooooo (in high pitched voice) AMAZING!

by TheDictionaire April 6, 2023

Swifty

A person with a fierce ass that likes to be shown and has been hooked by a unsignifcant other that is hung like a stud field mouse. For some reason he has a growth hanging down that he likes to calls "bubblegum."

"She said Swifty, relax..."

by kxhonda February 7, 2010

Swifty

a person with a snapped banjo who loves shaggin skanks. This person usually doesn't have a home or a toothbrush

swifty what are those black marks all over your teeth

by Callum Trigg June 15, 2009

swifty

swagger but more swag with it

ohh yeaaa, get swifty with me babyyy

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

by Nige007 March 1, 2009