retrospective sickie

When a sick day is taken after being sick, so one can actually enjoy having the day off work.

- Jane: Bob, you look terrible! You should have stayed at home today.
- Bob: Don't worry Jane, I'll be taking a retrospective sickie tomorrow.

retrospective sickie by AustralianWorkEthic April 20, 2010

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Soul Suckin Fuck

A Toxic Individual Who Strives To Annihilate Every Ounce Of The Inner Being, (The Soul), The Self-Worth, Self-Respect & Self- Esteem Of Others For The Purpose Of Personal Interest Due To Having Caused Their Own Mere Existence To Be Such A M****er f***ing ShitShow!

How miserable are you with yourself to make me feel this worthless? You're such a Soul Suckin Fuck!

Soul Suckin Fuck by Lil Cookie 3 March 29, 2021

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Suckin

When Somebody Always On You And Worried About What You Doin Instead Of Mindin They Own ! ( Mainly Used In D.C and Maryland )

1. Damn You Always Worried About What Im Doin Stop Suckin Me

2.Why You Always In My Business You Stay Suckin Me

Suckin by OmgBitchesStopSuckinMe November 21, 2010

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New Years Suckin' Eve

The 2020 to 2021 New Years eve that will likely go down in history as the most lame, uninspired and COVID suppressed transition in recorded history.

Hey, what were you doin' as the ball was dropping on 2020?
Ahhh, well I was getting drunk, practicing social distancing, and giving the stink eye to the anti-vaxxers and Trumpites protesting mask wearing, inoculation and science, in general.
New Years Suckin' Eve, eh?
Pretty much, yeah.

New Years Suckin' Eve by YAWA January 1, 2021