The Stuntman

When you start to go limp dick you put a rubber band around your dick and thumb to finish her off

I had too much to drink and had whiskey dick so I had to pull off the Stuntman

by J dizzle d June 4, 2021

African Stuntman

When a man shits on his own dick and flings it at someone.

My boss was pissing me off so I gave him an African Stuntman.

by hhhjbugvgyvytft6rvy October 29, 2011

Suburban Stuntman

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

by T-von December 18, 2011

stutman

a person (government agent) who investigates or provides information on narcotics violations.

named after the most famous narc in America "Robert Stutman"

Another bust! Damn stutmans, always gotta ruin the party.

by BasturD May 18, 2006

stunt man

It is a drinking stunt, preferably with the supplies of salt, lime and tequila.
First you sniff a line of salt
then squeeze lime juice in your eye
and last take one or two shots of tequila

Ricky: Hey did you see AJ do the stunt man?
Jeff: Ya, the crazy bastard was crying and bleeding out of his nose for half an hour

by Ran Ran January 6, 2007

stuntmans elbow

a bitch so ugly and deformed she looks like the aforementioned stuntmans elbow

"the bitch was so ugly she looked like a stuntmans elbow"

by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

stuntmax

Maximum stuntin, stuntin at its fullest

Dude was ridin real clean fuckin stuntmax

by T.G. GamerLife March 23, 2008