tard strength

(n) The inhuman strength posessed by a retard.

After I tried to take his helmet away, Jimmy started flailing and unleashed his tard strength on me.

by ObiWanKenblowme October 29, 2003

Mong Strength

The uncanny ability for people who are not quite right in the head to have sometimes supernatural strength. Particularly when they are wound up from you calling them a retard.

"Was abusing mental sheppy the other day"
"Fuck that mate, hes got proper mong strength"

by Nozzer September 5, 2006

Jack Strength

The sudden reflexes acquired to do stuff after jacking off. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.

I just clicked on this YouTube video in a heartbeat like I have immortal jack strength.

by Ma$terC August 3, 2017

drunk strength

the hidden and ungodly strength one gets while being drunk. also associated with being incredibly stubborn while drunk.

I tried to rip the beer mug out of Pat's hand, but couldn't due to his insane drunk strength!

I couldn't remove Pat's arm from around my neck because of his incredible drunk strength!

by RGI January 3, 2009

morning strength

when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.

Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.

Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.

by calaburrito July 10, 2009

dad strength

dad strength is the ridiculous amount of strength every dad possesses, despite their physique.

Person 1: “How does your dad bench 285? He’s skinnier than I am!”
Person 2: “He’s just got that dad strength.”

by bigdoghayden69 January 31, 2022

old man strength

the crazy insane strength you gain when you become an old man

did you see grandpa pick up that keg of beer?
Yeah he has sick old man strength

by caliwolves April 9, 2009