stfd

a penis crossbreed...

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by veggieness April 20, 2005
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Simmer The Fuck Down

The need of chilling out
<Wes> Who just broke the pot I was spinning?
<Matt> You know what? You really need to STFD! and stop worrying, it sucked anyways.
by BryanZ April 30, 2008
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Shut The Fuck DOWN!!
Recreation of STFU.
Guy1: Sonic is stupid, makikinizont!
Guy2: STFD!
by Tadakichi2 January 18, 2009
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You just got dumped, haha stfd dude
by nyuck March 22, 2009
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stfd and stfu

Conjoins the two following acronyms 'stfd' and 'stfu'

"Sit the fuck down, and shut the FUCK UP!"

Used when 'stfd' or 'stfu' doesn't achieve a satisfactory effect.

Often used to establish superiority and 1337ness.
"stfd and stfu bitch and gtfo you n00b"
Mr. Pub-Star 1337
by I_Love_hooters January 04, 2005
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tits or stfd

A phrased coined on INO by me.

It's a portmaneau or "tits or gtfo" and "sit the fuck down, from the infamous scene on the 2002 Muse DVD Hullabaloo
Person 1: "you dick!"
Person 2: "tits or stfd."
by dani6661 April 30, 2009
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STFD

STFD is an acronym to simply say SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. This wonderful acronym comes from a musical called Come From away which I suggest you check out.
And if they're speedin', I'll stop them and write out a warning ticket. I'll write STFD
Slow the fuck down!
by DoodlesfortheDay August 08, 2019
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