Stranded Gamer

The poorest version of a gamer.

-Usually someone with a really shit PC
-No money to spend games on
-plays mobile games and pirates games.
- Has nothing to do but play Minecraft with render distance at 2 or Roblox all day.

"Hey, look at that kid playing roblox"

"Yeah, his PC is at like 2 gb of ram"

"what a stranded gamer"

by ThiccLegend69 September 9, 2019

bag stander

A guy who stands in a shopping bag in bath stall while being felated by the dick smoker sitting on the bowl. When someone walks by, they only see 2 feet and a shopping bag, looks innocent enough.

The cops busted a bag stander and a dick smoker at the bus terminal men's room

by maibock April 8, 2007

Stranded in L.A.

Stranded in L.A. is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that has started to gain notoriety of late because of their off-color (and sometimes completely inappropriate) humor and popularity on comedy web sites such as collegehumor.com and break.com.

Me: Are you "Stranded" yet?
My friend: What?
Me: Stranded in L.A.?
My friend: Shiiii, who isn't?

by J Guy the Great! January 9, 2013

stranded sequel

in a movie collection, only owning a sequel, and not owning the original of the series, any true fan of movies, or any serious movie collector would not allow a travesty like this to occur

terminator 2 and not having terminator, terminator 2 would be a stranded sequel in your collection, owning aliens but not alien....... one acceptable exception to this rule is the hulk series, since the original "hulk" is just plain awful

by d-block-54 February 16, 2013

stanpede

An attack from a large group of stans. A stanpede will use tactics such as death threats, doxxing, and canceling to retaliate against someone who has a negative opinion of the person they stan.

Person 1: I hate BTS
Person 2: Don’t say that on Twitter, the stanpede will come for you

by pansmexy April 5, 2021

stanced car

Usually defined, by people with taste, as destruction of a vehicle to fit into a crowd or "kill the scene" by using wide, low offset wheels with questionable tires and camber settings. Such cars normally can't handle well nor do they fare well on bumpy or uneven roads. A stanced car usually has high-quality performance parts installed that aren't being used as they were intended. Drivers of stanced cars also normally have a "my shit don't stink" mentality and believe people are haters because stanced cars are some sort of way to convey the image of success, a very twisted thought indeed. Most stanced cars have a tendency to look like every other stanced car, there is very rarely any actual individuality.

"Yo bro, look at that dope AF stanced car"

"Which one?"

"Take your pick they all look dope to me bro"

by oneslowdc5 July 14, 2014

close-stander

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006