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SSP/HNM

1. Same sex polyamorous/hetero normative monogamous
He’s totally your boyfriend. He’s a SSP/HNM.
by Fourshow November 7, 2020
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Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP)

v. and n.

When using the tool, Stumbleupon on a slow work day and you have 'Stumbled' so many times that:

1. You are actually sick of the internet;

2. All the pages are beginning to look familiar;

3. You're clicking next out of habit and aren't even looking at the computer screen any more.
Roopy: Lola, you look tired and depressed.

Lola: I had a slow day at work today, so I used Stumbleupon for 6 hours straight and I might murder something if I see another Cyanide and Happiness comic strip.

Roopy: Ouch, looks like you've hit Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP). Go read a book for a few days, you'll feel better.
by BahumBugg April 23, 2011
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Janice: "OMG Brenda, Josh is so hot, does he have a big cock?!"

Brenda: "It's more like an SSP, ya dig?"
by The Creators December 28, 2018
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my friend is a ssp he thinks he is amazing
by thenutts7 October 6, 2018
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There goes Sakira and her SSP.
by Hannah Hanks May 25, 2018
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Security Side Position
It means that you're sad and nobody like you, so you go on SSP
Inspired by the French PLS: Position Latérale de Sécurité

The SSP Is the Position used to a man who is in a malaise, he won't be hurt himself
Example 1:
Man 1:You are bad at this game, you are shit.

*Man 2 goes on SSP*

Example 2:
Man 1: Call the ambulance, he does a malaise

*Man 1 put th Man 2 on SSP*
by Kiglirs January 25, 2016
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Me: Hey I’m going on tinder.
BBF: don’t take all the ladies. SSP for us
by Lildickosn February 4, 2021
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