SSP

Security Side Position
It means that you're sad and nobody like you, so you go on SSP
Inspired by the French PLS: Position Latérale de Sécurité

The SSP Is the Position used to a man who is in a malaise, he won't be hurt himself
Example 1:
Man 1:You are bad at this game, you are shit.

*Man 2 goes on SSP*

Example 2:
Man 1: Call the ambulance, he does a malaise

*Man 1 put th Man 2 on SSP*
by Kiglirs January 23, 2016
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