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Squiggly 

1. When you work for Walmart and you get fucked over. You could get the squiggly from (but not limited to) a manager, from a co-worker, or someone in AP, QA, or HR. The most frequent encounter with the squiggly occurs when managers shuffle people around on shift or send people home which makes everyone else still there have to work harder/longer.
2. The part of the Walmart cheer between WAL and MART.
Give me a W! Give me an A! Give me an L! Give me a squiggly!

Mark really gave me the squiggly last night when he went down to 2 loaders. I had to pull 160 just to keep up!

Just dumped that pallet bro? You're getting the squiggly today!
Squiggly by OS64 October 24, 2022
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To do something quickly but in a cute way. Indicates urgency and high energy request.
“Baby! Can you buy me a Dior bag squiggly?”

“Come cuddle. Squiggly!”

“Hello, coworker, could you fix that bug squiggly?”
Squiggly by Kary_akane4 April 9, 2026

Squiggly Line

Line that appears in your peripheral vision
Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the peripheral of my vision.

But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.

Are you shy, squiggly line?

Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?

Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.
Squiggly Line by CodyMaut February 20, 2007

squiggly-spooch 

A organ that Invader ZIM has.
An Irken Empier organ that all aliens have.
ZIM:Ouch you hit my squiggly-spooch!!

Squiggly diggly wiggly ahh 

A goofy ahh word that drake is known as.

Squiggly Fish 

verb. The act of inserting a finger into a clothed buttcrack and either wiggling it around or sliding it upward while wiggling it.

noun. A name for the act itself.
verb: "Today we tried to squiggly fish Willem."

noun: "Erica gave Sarah an outstanding squiggly fish."

Squiggly Splooge 

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain
Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.