spuche

a person most likely male who resembles a humming bird (such as the one on the back of a juice box) the word was said to be originated by the comedian paul scheer and is popular in Connecticut and surrounding states
this mainly describes some one with a big nose or other traits the resemble a humming bird mainly a nose representing a beak on a bird

ya so this little spuche punk tried to start a fight with me

by jaju baller June 26, 2008

spruce up

to clean, or to fix up

Ex.

"My apartment is dirty as all hell, we need to spruce up this place a bit."

by Jeeordan January 6, 2007

spruce moose

a line in the simpsons

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose

by ben johnssonn May 20, 2005

dual spruce

to shit and throw up at the same time.

Dude, that Chartwells made me dual spruce!

by bisignano February 17, 2008

Produce the spruce

Dropping phat logs in the toilet

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!

by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019

sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.

local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in

by space captain November 23, 2018