dual spruce

to shit and throw up at the same time.

Dude, that Chartwells made me dual spruce!

by bisignano February 17, 2008

Produce the spruce

Dropping phat logs in the toilet

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!

by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019

spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.

local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in

by space captain November 23, 2018

Sprucy

Wispy, energetic, and poised, yet aged and experienced. Like those old people who have lived forever but never seem to slow down and never stop living, adventuresome to the end.

She is so sprucy: such a long and full life she has lived, yet she is by no means finished, what with all the traveling she has planned.

by bytK7 July 16, 2014

Spucci

When it's the spooky season and all is well

It's all spucci fam

by thesadnugget October 1, 2018

Sprucen

A word commonly used by self-proclaimed "wordsmiths" despite being told by 99.9% of those familiar with basic English that this is not a word.

Sure, I'd love to attend your spelling bee. Let me just go sprucen up a bit.

by OptimalPrime March 4, 2011

Spruck

To be Sprucked is to be screwed over with no chance of a positive outcome

Oh man that guy is sprucked.

by Spruckles August 31, 2019