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Snaggle cunt

Women from New Jersey, who claim to have multiple illnesses, requiring them to lounge around all day reading trashy novels. Their diet primarily consists of chocolate donuts and chicken mc nuggets. These women are known day walkers and are extremely ginger. Other signs that you have encountered a “snaggle cunt” are the excessive bitching and whining through her buck teeth. If you happen to come across a “snaggle cunt” precautionary measures are as follows:
1. Leave New Jersey as soon as possible.
2. Use chocolate donuts as a decoy to stage your escape.
3. Make your self appear to be taller that the beast.

• Warning, do not attempt to cut off her head, she is believed to be of relation to the hydra, resulting in more bucked tooth, nugget nibbling danger.

Synonyms: Charlie Lima, Riviera Hotel, Stupid Fucking Bitch, Gate keeper of the hostess.
Congrats on being rid of the Snaggle Cunt.
by hbmc August 12, 2010
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Snaggle Cock

1. A penis that has been poorly circumcised;
2. A very ugly penis;
3. A misshapen penis.
Boy Jimmy sure has an ugly snaggle cock.

Gurl I cant believe you hooked up wit Jimmy.
I dun heard he had a horble snaggle cock.
by VaughnMichael13 May 11, 2011
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spangled

A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)
"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"
by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004
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Spaggled

The state of being so incredibly drunk that you cease to be able to say anything other than the word "spaggle". Considered the ultimate level of feeling buzzed.
"Mate. I got sooo fucking spaggled on the weekend."

"Fellas. Session tonight. Let's get absolutely spaggled."
by socialelitist666 December 22, 2016
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spigglet

My sister's baby daddy is black. She's Puerto Rican. They're my lil spigglet nephews ;-)
by Lina83 June 12, 2011
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Snaggleton

An unusually attractive girl with a quiet personality that doesn't catch your attention at first, but has men melting when she decides to speak up and get noticed. Usually an understated girl in glasses who doesn't wear make-up. Thus, just when a man thinks he's sized her up, she snags his attention during the double-take.
"Dude, did you meet Amanda at the party last night?"
"That girl in the corner, nah dog, I didn't even notice her."
"Pshh. That's cuz she's quiet. Look again, that fine specimen be a Snaggleton."
by spencer2012 January 4, 2012
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Craig Spangler

Craig Spangler is a coward, above all. He never admits his fault/responsibility. He actually said (more than once) “I don’t get grumpy.” When confronted about his bad behavior (examples to follow) he will pull something from the past up about you, wrench his sweaty hands, deny, and then run. He did this many times. Prime example. I am the home schooling mother (only because our daughter was smarter than the teachers in public school). I have been am musician since 11 years old. Played flute professionally, taught private lessons, won awards. I do not not have music degree, but he cannot clap on the beat. While supervising her violin practice time, I was having her play in front of a mirror. She was being a kid. He came upstairs, interrupted, and said to me in front of her, “Leave her alone, you don’t know what you talking about.” Of course he denies this (coward) and has NEVER apologized. This is only one example of his cowardly person. He couldn’t even allow the musician to have authority over music in our home. This was his attitude toward his child’s mother I empirically. A lot of damage has been done because of his disrespect to his child’s mother. Let him burn in hell.🔥🔥🔥 Coward’s who divided the mother from daughter should burn in hell.
by DurgaMother May 1, 2020
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