Soaking

Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.

Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .

by papi.daddy September 26, 2021

Amish Soak

The act of inserting one's penis into a vagina without thrusting. There must be no movement once the penis is inserted. Any movement after insertion will nullify the soak.

I was given an excellent Amish soak by Molly however I sneezed and the soak ended with a cream pie.

by Cjmalloy March 23, 2019

SOEAK

it’s a strange cult: S🗿O🗿E🗿A🗿K

For example:

Join us brother... 🗿s🗿o🗿e🗿a🗿k🗿

SOEAK: a strange cult that’s supposedly funny

by Rubixtcube May 10, 2020

shrek soaked

term often used when you have special dreams involving a special someone, Shrek. this can also be used to explain a life filled with Shrek energy.

I'm hoping for some Shrek soaked dreams tonight

by beepothegreatpuppet May 5, 2020

Are you soaked?

Same as are you nuts, or are you crazy
Said when someone is going over the top with what they are saying, (when they boost or just to much)

Mary: This is EASY!! Sarah: Are you soaked?

Teacher: Today we are reading 187 pages. Student 1: Is she soaked Student 2: she must be

Bob: I am better than Michael Jordan: Bill: ok, your soaked

by LeoTor November 28, 2010

morman soak

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

by CShady August 1, 2015

Panty Soaker

A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.

Steve is a real panty soaker. Women are attracted to him like moths to a flame.

by Bob the Panty Soaker April 14, 2009