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Holy Shitballs

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.
Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!
by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022
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softball girls

The most beautiful, friendly, and awesome people who you can ever meet. Softball girls are very competative. You won't regret a softball player. A girl who, once steps onto the field, is transformed from "daddy’s little girl" to a fierce, unrelenting competitor who will stop at nothing in order to win a game. Characteristically with dirt across her face, ratted, sweaty hair, bloody knees and dirt stained socks and uniform. She's a diligent hard worker who knows the real meaning of teamwork, spirit, and fearing nothing. Contradictorily she personifies all this while she still wears cute, color coordinated hair ribbons.
Wow. Look at those softball girls tan lines.
by RandomStyle27 July 28, 2014
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Sozballs

Oh my god. I just ran over your dog. Sozballs!
by sozballs December 7, 2010
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softballa

a chick who is awesome at softball. this term is reserved only for the most bad ass softball players. not to be taken lightly.
Oh shit, that catcher is so good. She's a true softballa.
by Pookie March 2, 2005
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softball

Sport where girls can last for 90 mins (at least) in 9 different positions.
. s . o . f . t . b . a . l . l .
by sbplaya08 June 30, 2004
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softball guy

A person who plays softball in leagues is over the age of 30.

This person keep stats on themself every year and will wear a uniform even if it isn't provided.

They will dive for a play even if it isn't a close one and hope somebody watches them make the great play.

You keep stats every year you play and will show them off to your friends.

You have your own bag that holds your bat, glove, towels, eye wear, etc.

You have seperated your shoulder on a ball hit by Wendy the receptionist.
Savio is the ultimate softball guy. He has been sending me his stats on softball for the last 8 years.
by Kevin Redmile August 24, 2006
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Softball

1.) A sport that is definitely NOT soft
2.) Harder and better than baseball
3.) If you're not playing it you're a loser
4.) The best sport in the world and should be brought back into the Olympics
5.) Seriously, why are you searching this up? Just break out your gear and play ball!
by guavaava June 23, 2018
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