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snakes on a plane 

An intense crisis or problem that is totally unexpected and will require all of one's wits to solve.
What was 5 minutes ago a quiet classroom had quickly become snakes on a plane. Kids were hanging from the lights, throwing darts at each other's faces, and eating the baby hamsters by the handful. Little Billy had a shotgun.

snakes on a plane 

A movie to be released on August 18, 2006, starring Samuel Jackson. Snakes are released on an airplane by an assassin that is trying to kill Kel.
Amassed a huge cult following before it's release date, with relatively no advertising until a week or so before it was released.
Most are expecting it to be reminiscent of the 80's horror films everyone loves that are so bad that they're funny. In fact, the entire movie is played off this premise.
"I've had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafucking plane." -Samuel Jackson, Snakes on a plane
snakes on a plane by rabblerouser August 16, 2006

Snakes on a plane 

1. An idea so amazingly, naturally perfect that no amount of deep thought by experienced professionals can possibly improve on it.

2. Something very bad.
"Snakes on a plane"?

Snakes on a mutha-farkin plane!
Snakes on a plane by S. Jackson September 9, 2006

snakes on a plane 

When several well hung pornstars ride the same plane.
When I saw the bulges in their pants I knew it was snakes on a plane.

snakes on a plane 

A complimentary closing used primarily in personal correspondence.
Dear Shiela,

Thanks again for your consideration. The apple sausage was simply devine.

Snakes on a plane,

Craig Stevenson
snakes on a plane by Hog1 September 13, 2008

snakes on a plane 

A regional snack, Serpentes em um Avião, consisting of sardines and mustard on top of a large cracker or slice of bread.
"Hey, come over and watch the game with us. Bring some vinho, we've got snakes on a plane!"
snakes on a plane by Thiago J. September 9, 2006