Snake Charmer Paul

A gay man who tries to tak advantage of a drunken straight guy in order to have sex. generally takes place when straight guys enter gays bars.

Tim: "Hey, where did you go last night?"
Alex: "I went to the gay bar for some free drinks, but totally got snake charmer pauled by this guy there"

by Tomas Johanson October 16, 2008

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016

Milwaukee Snake Charmer

The process of a man's partner inserting a gummy worm into the urethra of his erect penis. Once fully inserted the partner performs oral sex until the man reaches climax, thus ejecting the gummy worm and seamen into the partners mouth.

Also known as "The Cummy Worm" in some parts of Canada.

Brenda gave me a Milwaukee snake charmer last night. It hurt at first but Brenda seems to love it.

by bunky paterson January 18, 2011

The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"

Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!

by Ason J Nderson A May 14, 2010

Trouser Snake Charmer

The chick at the bar who has been buying you drinks all night actually has a penis.

Man I met this hot ass chick last night at the club, I took her home and found out she was a trouser snake charmer so I had to shank him in the kidney.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Indian Snake Charmer

The act of placing a fitted tube around your own penis for ones pleasure and watching the sperm travel up into your mouth while holding the tube like a flute and performing swaying motions like your taming your King Cobra.

Kumar: Did you hear what Harddick did last night?

Dilip: No, what on earth did he do this time?

Kumar: he extracted the venom out of his king cobra!

Dilip: Ew he performed the Indian Snake Charmer, what the fuck thats fucking gundu!

Kumar: yeah I know what a benchod.

by Cumonmykeyboard4life March 29, 2010

Siamese Snake Charmer

An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.

John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night

by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022