Smother Fucker

A man who does not hold his weight up during missionary sex. His weight is all on the woman and she has a very hard time breathing.

That smother fucker just about killed me last night!

I won't be dating anymore smother fuckers...I may not survive the next one!

by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006

Smother's Day

The annual celebration when we have to reluctantly acknowledge our attachment to the one who refuses to cut the umbilical cord.

Every year she dreaded the holiday which she dubbed 'Smother's Day', in light of her mother's constant adulation, doting and neediness.

by out back May 23, 2007

smother mother

When a guys mother is over protective, won't let him date but he still does so she gives hell to the girl

Urggg, Clay's mom is such a smother mother! She took his keys cause she knew he was coming to see me!

by Connie d February 21, 2015

smother dancing

when a girl shakes her ass in a guys face while dancing

She was smother dancing him up against the wall.

by The Dom April 11, 2007

smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.

I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?

by entropymaam June 17, 2006

smother the pie

masterbate, masterbation for females. Used when a female is playing with herself. Self pleasuring her vagina,pussy,coochie

Whenever Janet is feeling lonely and horny she likes to smother the pie.

by Kevo K May 9, 2008

smother-hugs

Just a really HUGE hug.

Me and a friend made this up for MSN Messenger, and thought it was really cute & affectionate. It's one of the best hugs you can give. All the other hugs blow in comparison.

"Aa-a-a-w thank you!*smother-hugs you*"

by HLou March 6, 2005