the smurfs

the best cartoon about little blue things in the world!

papa smurf

by random_bulldog August 31, 2003

Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

by jammats69 September 09, 2014

Smurf

A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.

James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.

Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.

by That Guy81 November 14, 2011

smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
{Player1 Signed As ADMIN }
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

Smurfed

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

by Matthew B December 05, 2004

Smurfing

Attempting to hide your identity from administrators and peers by creating a secret account; in gaming culture, this often occurs after being blacklisted under a previous name.

Smurfing is my only option, after getting banned for accidentally killing my teammate in Rainbow Six Siege!

by Remie D Gaming May 07, 2017

smurf

Can take the place of any number of verbs.

I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!

by Weirdboyscott January 06, 2003