smunch

a cross between a smother and a punch, generally forceful and quite painful.
Specially used on danikas.

Im gunna smunch her face into a wall!

by CeeAL August 20, 2008

tittie smunch

breast milk resedue that is dried out and left on the nipple

i was licking this tit but it was all crusty from tittie smunch

by James "dicky" Johnson October 17, 2006

smunch my smunchie

The female equivalent of "suck my dick". "Smunch my smunchie" basically means to lick my pussy but can be used as frequently and randomly as suck my dick. use it as an insult or as just something to say!

Male: "suck my dick!"
female: "oh yeah, well smunch my smunchie!"

female: "hey bitch, smunch my smunchie!"

*some dumb bitch asks a question with an obvious answer*
in response: "smunch my smunchie bitch."

by Smunchie Smuncherson August 11, 2012

Smunch

To eat something in a particularly moist way

"Sally really smunched those crackers"

"She's a real crackersmuncer"

by 7InchDictionary October 18, 2021

smunched

Describing how Scotch tape is attached to its cardboard backing.
"A combination of smushed, crunched, and attached."

"it just gets smunched right on there."

by BranGwings April 16, 2019

Smunch

Smunch (noun).
A smunch is a big hug and a kiss.
A smunch is usually platonic.

It's my birthday next month and I can't wait to smunch all my friends!

by ScaryLaugh January 06, 2023