Dirty Smithers

To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.

"Dom gave himself one hell of a Dirty Smithers."

by Gary Beard April 5, 2012

The Militias of Smithers

a badass highschool gang, with a redneck and two badasses...oh and a simp, and fuck love is their motto...meanwhile they kick fuck boys and fuck up haters as they walk.

hey look its The Militias of Smithers.
fuck you rebecca,

by Captain_Woods March 12, 2021

The Smithester

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

Skithers

Non micro-organism Diarrhea caused by over consuming a high fiber food.

That dried fruit was delicious but I ate too much and it gave me the Skithers.

by shockedquartz August 25, 2010

Smithereens

Little pieces, to blow into smithereens.

Damn, did you see that ship blown into smithereens yesterday?

by agnopunk January 27, 2009

Smythers

One of the few last names that, when spoken, is generally followed with a long, yelled SMYTHERRRRRRRRS! Someone standing behind you will ask why your friend yelled Smythers so loud and you'll have to explain that it is from the Simpsons, and various other places and end up more confused than you started. Such a great last name.

*___ Smythers is walking down the hallway*
Person 1: "SMYTHERRRRRRRRRS"
Smythers: That's me.

by Smythers February 16, 2009

Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function

I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.

by pureaspondice December 15, 2011