A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017

A lonely male that has no other objective except to play geometry dash. He also will not eat any kind of meal at any time because it gets in the way of him playing his game.You will probably find him alone in his room looking at manga or playing geometry dash.
by DJV119 November 2, 2017

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.
My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!
I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!
I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!
by Carlbergie January 2, 2009

To insert your member into an anus in an effort to completely cover it in faeces, to then rub said faeces on your own stomach or that of your partner.
by Gary Beard April 5, 2012

by Sasa Alien May 20, 2022

by Sembrae October 16, 2022

A woman wear tights at the gym who uses the Smith Machine for an extended amount of time, typically between 2-4 hours. Squats, RDL and hip-thrusts are some of their favorite exercises.
by sm6496 July 19, 2025
