wank slacks

A pair of trousers (usually an old pair of jogging bottoms with an elastic waistband) in which a male can comfortably masturbate whilst wearing, thus creating warmth on a cold night without the need for a duvet or blanket.

Called fap slacks across the Atlantic.

"I see mikes got his wank slacks on, guess we know what he'll be doing later!"

by 240490 September 21, 2012

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walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

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I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014

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homeboy slacks

Pants you only wear around your male friends.

Mike: Hey Devin, it's Mike.
Devin: yeah I know, I have caller id now.
Mike: oh cool, hey are we going out tonight?
Devin: nah we're just gonna chill at my place.
Mike: awesome, I'll wear my homeboy slacks then

by PacketsOfSwissMiss May 25, 2017

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Action Slacks

Pants made of a thin enough material to allow significant feeling or penetration during a lapdance.

Source: Bill Burr's Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast

I managed to push the head inside the stripper thanks to my nice thin action slacks, but now I got herpes.

by The Bunny Suit Killer December 25, 2016

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wack slacks

old ripped jeans

don't wear wack slacks to a wedding, unless it's an indie wedding like the ones advertised in iTunes playlists where they play Fleet Foxes and Tilly & the Wall.

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

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