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Skatch

Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.
My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
by Wamba September 2, 2023
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Skate Date

When a skateboarder takes somebody (skater/non-skater) on a date involving skating. One party is typically a decent skater as to impress or give a lesson to their date.
Lucy brought her spare skateboard out on her skate date with Jen so she could teach her how to kickflip.
by skatebandit October 26, 2017
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skata

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by fragos December 12, 2003
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Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.
"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."
by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017
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Skate stopper

An item that goes on a curb, rail. This iteam is to stop people from grinding (skateboarding, BMX'ing, blading)
Dame thats lame, we can't grind that cuz of that Skate stopper
by nuk-em October 25, 2006
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Skate

A military term for, dicking around and avoiding working in your shop. Most of the time you are supposed to skate around away from your supervisors and to other shops or the bathroom. Max skate time would be around 15 min.
Hey where's smith at?
I think he's skating in the smoke pit again.
Well if he's going to skate he better have a fucking clipboard
by LostinOregon June 17, 2015
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Salad Skate

To skate without a helmet (most likely in warmup or practice) with the soul purpose of showing off your sick hockey flow(or salad). In the tight knit hockey world, letting your locks flow is a sacred hockey player ritual - a rite of passage for the true hockey beauty.
Think I should go for a salad skate in Warmup?
yeah show the flow, lots of hot chicks out their!
by Royal14 April 24, 2011
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