beef swellington

A sudden enlargement of the groin area due to swelling.An increase in size.You know it.

Next time your girl tells you she is hungry,offer her some beef swellington then take her out to eat.

by McFred March 12, 2011

sterlington

the worst fucking places in northeast louisiana. the only possible places to eat within a 20 mile radius are johnnys pizza, end zone, and sonic. there isn’t shit to do unless you live in frenchmans bend. everyone’s a raging republican with the holy spirit in their veins. every adolescent in town either has daddy’s money or resides in barely liveable condition. you either drive a nice shiny new chevy or a beat up and manual ford ranger. it was the fastest growing town in the u.s. for a while and now we just have the highest tax rate of any town lmao. don’t go here. you’ll be really underwhelmed.

rando: you ever been to sterlington?
graycen: yeah, i grew up in that shithole

by bigboygb June 5, 2021

Crimpleighbald Smellington

The most cursed name of all time. No other name has even come close to being as cursed as Crimpleighbald Smellington. He is the type of guy to work as a police officer, get cocaine from the evidence locker, and sell it to other police officers claiming that, "Its finger lickin' good". It has evolved over time to the most cursed name ever. Scientist have tracked its origins in the following order: Crimpsmas(As in the holiday), Crimps, Crimpers, the Crimpler(as in the Batman villain), ending finally at Crimpleighbald Smellington.

Police officer 1: Did that guy just call me a dumb stank fat booty ass when I refused his cocaine?
Police Chief: He is such a Crimpleighbald Smellington

by SirSmellingtonEsquire March 18, 2020

jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)

look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston

by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019

Swellington

an erection

The impromptu Swellington in my trousers prevented me from leaving my seat.

by rhenvar June 19, 2010

Shillington, PA

Shi-town.
Shittown.
Shilly.
A town in Berks County, PA.
You're most likely from Mifflin, bitch.

Boy 1: Yo, where you from?
Boy 2: Yah know. shillington, pa. shilly.
Boy 1:Nice brah.

by lolatyoubitch February 28, 2011

Shillington

A flabby, bowling-ball-like organism. Has a penchant for Diet Cokes(TM) and has the mental capacity of a four year old. In fact, these creatures have the remarkable ability to remain four years old for their entire lives. Has a zealot/follower mentality and will immediately devote them self to the meatiest, brawniest person in it's vicinity.

Prima: What's with that immature kid?
Secunda: Oh him? He's a Shillington, always following that muscleguy

A Shillington is analogous to a wannabe meathead

by PhDoctor December 5, 2010