sitcumstances

Sitcom circumstances

Following the by-now-known sitcumstances is as indispensable as soapies in the bathtub.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

Sitcom Effort

Deciding to learn a skill but then giving up within days.

Sitcom Effort: Episode in a sitcom where a character will learn something new e.g. play guitar, but will never appear with a guitar in any future episodes.

A: Hey, do you still play the drums?
B: Nah, it was a sitcom moment.

by smitholi July 10, 2010

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

by a prsn June 26, 2008

sitcomsyndrome

The point at which any individual has watched too much Television/Sitcoms that he or she can link anything from reality to a tv show.

Mr. Hubberbottom: I can not believe she left my son at the altar like this!

Random Kid: This is just like that episode of The Simpsons where lisa gets her fortune told, and she ... *trails off*

Mr. Hubberbottom: Wha.?

Ms. Hubberbottom: She has a case of sitcomsyndrome

by Homeroneski August 3, 2010

Sitcom fuckening

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!

Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)

by Zombomb June 8, 2019

sitcomwanda

sitcomwanda is a twitter account that stans tom holland, ariana grande, wandavision, and avatar: the last airbender. he also secretly stans taylor swift

hey have you seen sitcomwanda’s latest tweet? it’s so funny!

by number1trisfan October 13, 2021

sitcom timing

coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms

I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.

by trekkie-monster August 14, 2009