șimo

Lord

He is a șimo, we must do what he wants.

by most important human November 21, 2021

Simo

Simo is a girl who sleeps A LOT, she’s beautiful but also a real crazy girls.
She will drive you crazy. But she had an enormous heart and if she cares about you, she’ll do everything for making you happy.
Simonas are the best people you could ever met in you entire life.

“Look at that girl with handsome hair!!” “She must be a Simona”

by BlaBlaBla02 November 21, 2021

simo hayha

Simo Hayha is the world's greatest sniper. He was a Finnish man who served a mandatory one year in the service, after his time there, he became a farmer. However, during the Winter War, he decided to take his rifle (a Finnish variant, M/28), sit in a tree, while it was snowing and kill the Russians. The Russians got scared after hearing of the man known as the "white death", (Hayha's knickname) and they sent troops after him. Eventually, he was shot in the jaw with an exploding bullet; but he survived, he was found by another solider and he regained consciousness the day the war ended.

He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.

Russian # 1: The men said to be careful in this area.
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....

by invaderzerock June 13, 2009

Simo Häyhä

Only the best sniper in history.
HIs nickname (The White Death) was given to him by those of whom he kicked ass to.

He has an outrageous 505 confirmed kills, 542 and possibly more according to a researcher in some museum.

He FOUGHT for the beautiful SUOMI and never let some commie cunt to get in his way.
He is a legend and a God.

You- Hey have you heard of Simo Häyhä?
Friend- no
You- Well you see..
-2 hours later-
You- ...which makes him the best sniper in history.
Friend- Wow he's a god
You- Indeed.

by simoisgod February 2, 2021

simo-ed

To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal

You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!

by no drama June 5, 2015

simo sext

To flirt with many people simultaneously via text messages.

So, how many peeps can I simo sext without being slutty?

by CyberV September 29, 2012

simo the hero

a wanker with a little nob and a bait boat thats better at everything than anyone else

ive got the fastest bait boat in the west thats why im simo the hero

by alabama fudge packer March 26, 2009