chicago shoeshine

When you pay $20 to a homeless person to get you off on the side walk. Then they wax your shoes clean with a mixture of their spit and your spooge

Livingston was lost on Ohio St. so he paid a homeless guy for directions and ended up getting a Chicago shoeshine. It was more than he bargained for.

by The Sweens April 08, 2016

Cincinnati Shoeshine

Going ass-to-mouth with a big toe.

"She loved the taste of her poo, so I offered to give her a Cincinnati Shoeshine."

by chiefcaptainsarge February 01, 2010

texas shoeshine

the after effects of sniffing an inhalant

My friends and I would come home from the party with a texas shoeshine.

by erhed October 04, 2011

shoeshine boy

A bitch or a servant to somebody

Ayo shoeshine boy do my damn dishes!

by b.a.p November 12, 2014

Harlem Shoeshine

When you get your Timberland boots cleaned up. Instead of a shoeshine for nice work shoes, it's for your Timbs.

"Yo, your Timbs are looking scruffed."
"Yeah, I gotta get me a Harlem shoeshine."

by Globetrotter February 16, 2007

being shoeshine

making out with a dude 4 times and claiming to be straight

dude dont try and make out with me, im not being shoeshine.

did u hear about allan being shoeshine?

by Clifton Huxtable April 03, 2007

shoeshine limbo

that moment where you cum on a girl's face so she becomes blind and can't find her shoes and is walking all over the place like she's doing the limbo.

person one: what did you do last night?
person two: a guy came on my face an i couldn't find my shoes. now i'm blind
person one: ooohhh... you mean shoeshine limbo?
person two: sure...

by jamrinne October 01, 2011