sharpie

A type of painful poop that results from eating a cactus along with its thorns.

Jenny D says she pooped out a wicked painful sharpie this morning.

by monsturd June 9, 2018

sharpie

if theres nothing else...it makes a great dildo!

bahaha!

...horny ass chick...jumbo sharpie...hmm...this could get interesting...

by XxXcuddlesXxX September 2, 2007

Sharpie

1. A person who is dishonest and will cheat when gambling.
2. A person who is a hustler.

These guys are real sharpies, you shouldn't play poker with them.

by Seye November 20, 2003

sharpie

Its obvious that a sharpie is a permanent marker that is usually black and smells really bad but what a REAL sharpie is, a girl, typically latina, who shaves off her eyebrow and draws a fake one on. It doesn't necessarily have to be with a sharpie, but everyone calls them that anyway.

"Wow, look at that latina chick with the shaved off eyebrows"
"Dude get with the fucking times, they're called sharpies"

by aznboy September 28, 2006

Sharpie

1. A permanent marker that's made by a company called "Sharpie"
2. Type of permanent marker that's banned from most schools cause people sniff them and get high
3. What cholas and wannabe cholas draw their eyebrows with

1. yo gota sharpie? i gota finish dis project
2. dude hav u sniffd sharpies b4, its sick
3. Chola 1: hey do u kno how 2 get sharpie off?
Chola 2: why?
Chola 1: my eyebrowz dont look the same

by MiiSzBliiSsDoLc3 December 9, 2008

sharpie

smell it to float with the clouds and rainbows.

(After he smels the sharpie)
Dude your sis is hot.

by Peeboy June 24, 2003

sharpy

When your poop is hard and sharp; lending itself to being very difficult to evacuate.

"Grrr. This sharpy just won't come out!"

by papillion666 May 17, 2007