Seymour 

The twitter account that is secretly used by Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson to communicate with eachother and for the fans to see without Modest! finding out.

Girl: Hey! Have you heard about the Seymour account?

Other girl: Yeah!! It's so obvious that its Harry and Louis.

Seymour by A.W_06 May 5, 2020

seymour high school

Seymour high school located in Connecticut is filled with sleazy girls and redneck wannabes. It's located in the middle of fucking nowhere and all that matters at the school are the sports and who drives the biggest and shittiest truck.

Person: want to feel like youre never going to accomplish anything in your life? Go to Seymour High school.

seymour high school by WeDemBoiiis May 19, 2016

Seymour Cray 

Definition- an extremely creepy person who bothers you and continues to approach you in a sexual manner despite getting shot down. Typically this person might be considered a Creep in the sense that they will go to odd means in order to get sexual satisfaction (ie creeping in shower stalls, public bathrooms, peering through windows, etc.)
origin of the word comes from a Midwestern urban legend of a man supposedly named "Seymour Cray." He is said to have held a group of twenty-somethings against their will for several days and forced them to do odd sexual acts. One popularly reported act was he made the unfortunate people lick the hooves of his pet pig. He additionally had a hair and foot fetish... the details go on but this is how the meaning came into being.

Susan-"That guy over there is such a Seymour Cray"
Anna-"Omg That guy is such a Cray! I didn't really know him but I added him on facebook and all he does is send me these really creepy messages."
John-"Yeah, he probably wants to inhale the smell of your hair lol."
Susan-"Sick! Or lick your toes"

*It should additionally be noted that "Seymour Cray" could be used in place of "creeper" and definitely spices up your vocab

Seymour Cray by Curt233 May 13, 2010

Seymour Butz 

One of the many 'joke names' Bart and Lisa Simpson used during their prank phone calls to Moe's Tavern.

"HELLO. Moe's Tavern."
"I need to speak with someone there. Last name, Butz, first name, Seymour."
"Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute... listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!"

Seymour Butz by Sucks2BU January 25, 2005

Seymour Stains 

A women who has had a lot of semen stains on her clothing.

I hear that Seymour Stains had to wash her dress again. What a dirty bitch she is.

Seymour Stains by ntash November 23, 2014

Seymour High 

Seymour High School is a school located in Seymour Connecticut in a really small town that nobody knows about and a school that banned usage of phones even at lunch and when you walk into a bathroom there’s a cloud mist of Vape from the druggies.

Seymour High is actually High.

Seymour High by SkeetMe December 8, 2017

Seymour Middle School (SMS) 

A school were fake bitches are. Most of them are already having sex, vaping or smoking. There's a lot of drama at SMS. Where some teahers don't belong teaching

Seymour Middle School (SMS) EW IS THAT A SEYMOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT?!

Seymour Middle School (SMS) by random hoe that is col January 10, 2019