Server Jockey

It professional whose unending task is to squeeze every once of performance out of aging servers with little or no budget from the bean counters.

"Welcome to the company. As the resident server jockey, you'll be responsible for overseeing the successful rollout of Windows 2008 onto these Pentium II's for our 300 employee branch in Chicago. Any questions...good."

by t1n0 April 10, 2009

Server Sided

v. When a server for a MMO or other online game is lagging so much that the players think that the game has 'died' or killed it self.

n00b1: what's happening, the games not working.
n00b2: the game Server Sided man, just give up.

by jzmajor December 6, 2009

server sex

an erotic roleplay between most, if not all, members of a server

I made a few new friends while doing some server sex on Discord.

by JaykeBird August 28, 2017

Server Monk

In the post-apocalyptic radio series "Tales from the Afternow," Server Monks are "monks that get a cybernetic jack in the crown of the head, usually between the eyes on the forehead, to allow them to connect to the Internet and walk through a virtual world. They worship Server as a god and are the masters of the virtual world. They reside in temples and have acolytes and petitioners that cater to their needs."

In popular parlance, the term is sometimes used to indicate a person with an intuitive and deep affinity for technology, or someone who needs to constantly be "plugged in" in order to feel comfortable.

"Since I got a phone with Internet access, I've become such a Server Monk. It makes me nervous to be without Wikipedia even for a second!"

by RealityApologist August 11, 2008

Server Crash

What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.

girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?

boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)

by wasteofmyday May 6, 2010

server admin

An administrator on an online game, who can do administrative things, like ban, tempban, mute, kick, freeze, jail, teleport any player. The role of an server admin(istrator) is to keep the server clean and safe for evrybody who is playing on it, punishing anybody who is doing things against the server rules, so it's usually has the overall control of the server.
In the most situation, server admin's username is highlighted or colored (usually in red or gold).

Sometimes an admin can be good with other server staff and players, but bad with some players (this is a special and probably rare case, and it may not happen on any server; this situation is usually found on servers with a lot of staff).

Player: how to do thing?
Server Admin: you have to do things...
Player: vulgar language.
* Server Admin has muted Player for 10 minutes, reason: vulgar language.

by RetardWolf July 27, 2017

Server Family

The people you usually play on a server with (like as in a minecraft server) and are close enough to them,to call them your server family.

Person #1: What were you doing?
Person #2: I was playing minecraft hanging out with my server family.

by jojoyasmin June 15, 2011