scuz stache

When a man or woman has nasty upper lip hair and refuses to shave it. Also can be called a dirt lip. It's not quite a beard and not quite a mustache. It's just plain sick and scuzzy.

Sam : "man, that mexican man has a sick scuz stache."

winston : "si"

by sam and winston October 19, 2008

Scuz monkey

When hair in your drain is clumped together with semen that has gone down the drain as well.

John pulled the scuz monkey out of his drain this afternoon

by Mortt June 26, 2017

scuz monkey

-used to diss people

"Fvck off! You SCUZ MONKEY!!"

by the kid who wears pants April 26, 2003

Scuz Waffle

This term usually refers to the kid that no one in school wants to talk to because he hasn't bathed in three weeks. You can usually spot this person without having to get too close to smell them by noting their old heavy metal T-Shirts and stupid ass look on their face. They pride themselves on underachievement and playing air guitar in class instead of trying to better themselves. They serve no real purpose in life except to keep people in need of good organs on the waiting list longer than they should. Someone should really pass a law that says we can harvest them.

"You know, looking back on all the assholes from high school, I think it's safe to say that Tim and George were real scuz waffles."

by KevoB April 21, 2009

Scuzzy/Scuz/Scuzzing

someone who is poor,wheres horrible clothes,never takes a shower,needs a haircut,is an idiot,meanders around for no aparrent reason

Were you suzzing around again?

dude, you're so scuzzy.

man that guy is sucha scuz.

by Scuzzy December 4, 2003

Scuz

The dirty foam from the ocean that can collect in your sand castles moat.

Ginge- “what’s all that stuff in our moat?”
Abby- “oh my god that’s so much scuz”

by fabbyabbus July 31, 2021