Code for "shitcanned". Used by managers and employees during general water cooler discussion as a means of avoiding sounding alarm about an approaching layoff. While the word "shitcanned" has been around for years, the code "SC" has only become commonplace during the economic downturn of 2008 and 2009.
Two managers are standing in the break room eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.
Manager 1: What is Mary doing over there? I never see her do any actual work.
Manager 2: Don't worry, I hear she is SC next week.
Manager 1: What is Mary doing over there? I never see her do any actual work.
Manager 2: Don't worry, I hear she is SC next week.
by Freddy Ferno October 06, 2009
Surprise Closet Secks (lolz)
The act of throwing someone in the closet, yelling surprise and then vigorously make sweet passionate love to them, unless they say no with in 5 seconds then you mustn't secks them up or you will be charged with rape, or if its a prostitute, slut, or whore you will be charged with theft.
The act of throwing someone in the closet, yelling surprise and then vigorously make sweet passionate love to them, unless they say no with in 5 seconds then you mustn't secks them up or you will be charged with rape, or if its a prostitute, slut, or whore you will be charged with theft.
person1: Oh hey_______.
person2: -throws person one in closet- SURPRISE!!!!!1
person1:AHHHH SCS!!!!
person2:-starts making love vigorously- OHHHHH YAHHHH
person2: -throws person one in closet- SURPRISE!!!!!1
person1:AHHHH SCS!!!!
person2:-starts making love vigorously- OHHHHH YAHHHH
by Jacque Mayhophe May 04, 2010
"Single Child Syndrome" - a condition suffered by only children where they have difficulty with sharing and dealing with attention that is not focused on them. It is not unusual for sufferers of this condition to also be tight asses.
John - "I saw Frank sneak off to the bar and buy drinks for himself"
Bill - "don't worry about it dude I've been buying drinks for him all night, he suffers from SCS"
Bill - "don't worry about it dude I've been buying drinks for him all night, he suffers from SCS"
by Interista1908 April 04, 2009
SC is a Stoned Child by birth. u can tell if someone is a stone child by if they look stoned (high) or act and they arent stoned or high. SCs is more this one SC.
by DJ~Green~ June 06, 2009
S.C. AKA "Stunt Cock." Usually another word for a dildo, or can be used to describe another man who comes in as a pinch hitter when the first guy fails to satisfy and leaves a woman frustratingly horny and bothered. SCs are what conscientious lovers keep on hand and use on their women after they either come too fast or can't get her off enough times or when she's ready again and the man isn't. Men who use SC's are self assured in their manhood and sexuality and don't get offended by using them. Instead, they are proud of the fact that they satisfy every time without worry of rejection because their women are always satisfied no matter what. They are also extremely rare due to the rule with few exceptions that men are generally selfish and careless when it comes to their older or less attractive girlfriends.
My friend came over again last night. Fortunately, he brought an SC with him this time so I was able to fall asleep and be productive the next day! Thank goodness. He was less selfish than I thought! Guys like that are hard to find!
by IMHOYYY November 14, 2019