R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.

Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

by JigglesTheDog February 17, 2017

S.M.O.A

Shapeless Mass Of Ass (adjective). Pronounced "samoa". When a person's body becomes so obese that it becomes a blob it has become smoan. Describing someone as " going smoan" is the verb. See examples below

They hooked me up with this girl that was totally S.M.O.A, i had to book. (Adjective). I saw laurie last week, she's going S.M.O.A.N, that girl needs to cut back on some snacks

by Splash444 September 26, 2013

A.m.o.s.

An abbreviation of "Awkward Moment of Silence"

Can Happen after a Conversation.
Can happen during by talking with your crush
Can happen if you make a bad joke

The students went a.m.o.s. For no reason.

by Eximious.ly October 3, 2017

E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Eat my ass or shut the fuck up

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

by take me to new york November 12, 2019

m.a.s.o.n.d.e.a.r

A very gay tiktok/roblox player only plays roblox and valorante if bored

"Oh that kid m.a.s.o.n.d.e.a.r never playa anything else."

by m.a.s.o April 25, 2022

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021