D.E.N.N.I.S System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."

by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

P.E.N.I.S.

P.E.N.I.S. - Post Ejaculatory Non-Interest Syndrome.

The post-coital complete lack of interest in the female companion that engulfs the majority of males as soon as their female conquest has brought them to climax

Girl: That was amazing, I love you so much.

(Silence)

Girl: Have you fallen asleep already?

Boy: Nope, just got a bit of P.E.N.I.S. Don't worry about it.

by dangerrouse August 1, 2010

D.E.N.N.I.S. Method

A method used to attract women.

D- demonstrate value

E- engage physically

N- nurture dependence

N- neglect emotionally

I- inspire hope

S- separate entirely

Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. Method is a handy tool for seduction.

by Taggerty November 22, 2009

P.E.N.I.S.

Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"

Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!

by internetfreerider April 27, 2020

S.N.I.T.C.H.

Sorry Nigga I'm Tryna Come Home (apparently coined by Pharrell Williams in 2013)

He's a S.N.I.T.C.H. - he ratted out his boys for early release!

by K-Solo For-Dolo October 8, 2013

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"

by Lickwits November 14, 2019

S.N.I.T.C.H

S.N.I.T.C.H : stands for “Six Nine In The Court House”

Mr. Hernandez the rap artist 6ix9ine being accused of the new york rat aka snitch S.N.I.T.C.H

by nitesawake October 8, 2019