accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013

a.s.s.

A Stupid Statement.

Ryan says:
LOL means laugh out loud
John says:
Ass.

_____
A.s.s.

by fly4awhiteguyshamwow January 23, 2009

B.A.S.S.

B.A.S.S. basically means taking a Big Ass Super Shit

Chris had food poisoning from shit food on the street, so he often went to the rest room to let out a B.A.S.S.

by ompa loompa November 2, 2010

S.S.A.B.T.D.E

stupid skinny ass bitches that dont eat

they are s.s.a.b.t.d.e!

by sdkjghsweol May 7, 2008

A.S.S

Asian Secret Society
Created in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
A large criminal organization with plans for world domination, created in late 2003 by a Chinaman, 2 Viets, and a South Asian Brotha.

Yo, you better watch yo' ass, the A.S.S. is around.

by StiLL Matic October 10, 2005

A.S.S.

abbrev. Ashley Simpson Syndrome

a condition caused by the unwarranted promotion of a talentless, tasteless, or otherwise unworthy person, event, location, or other. Popularized by the insane amount of promotion given to Ashley Simpson despite the fact that nobody liked her or her music. Phrase was originally coined on "Riding with the window down..." podcast - June 12, 2006.

After seeing that the reviews and reality of the new blockbuster were not at all the same, he chalked it up to another case of A.S.S.

Ashley Simpson Syndrome has caused countless cases of buyer's remorse whenever someone believes the hype and buys an album, DVD, etc.

by Chris Doelle August 15, 2006

A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.

Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.

by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020