The second holiday that falls on February 14th, sharing it's day with St Valentine. It celebrates the joy of being single. Created by a Loozar.
"Spent this velentines day single and still happy as ever :)" - Single person celebrating St Velentine's Day
by Drexal019 March 2, 2011
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When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Uncle Dimma September 24, 2014
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacre mug.The college version of St. Patrick's Day celebrations/parties. It was originally started as a large-scale student party in the streets of San Luis Obispo, California by Cal Poly students.
"Do you have your borgs ready for st fratty's day?"
"This Saturday, 4 pm darty at White House for St Fratty's! You better pull up!" - random frat member
"This Saturday, 4 pm darty at White House for St Fratty's! You better pull up!" - random frat member
by acolleen May 7, 2025
Get the st fratty's day mug.St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025
Get the St Patrick’s Day mug.St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.
Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
by Makams December 25, 2008
Get the St. Totteringham's Day mug.Day to celebrate St. Breton, the Patron Saint of Dingies, Fritted Conch and Eclipsed Vision. Observed in the Caribbean Islands, most notably Grand Bahama.
Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!
Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!
Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!
St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.
g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..
Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)
Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!
Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!
Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!
St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.
g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..
Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)
by JayDee Salinger January 19, 2015
Get the St. Breton's Day mug.The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.
I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.
by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009
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