A euphemism for masturbation.
by BigPoppy May 30, 2015
Get the petering the russomug. Any time a wrestling angle takes a shocking, unexpected and senseless twist. Can be applied to the real world any time something completely unexpected (and absurd) happens. Named after pro wrestling writer Vince Russo, who made this completely random form of plot twist commonplace during his time in the WWE, and to an even greater extent during his time in WCW, where he used the Russo Swerve so much that it was considered shocking when a Russo Swerve DIDN'T occur.
*Kenmore delivery man comes to the door*
Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir
*brings a huge box into the house*
You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!
*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*
Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*
You: WTF?
Donkey: HEE HAW
Kenmore Guy: Here's the fridge you ordered, sir
*brings a huge box into the house*
You: Ah, wonderful! This new refrigerator will look lovely with my East Indian dinette set! Open the box, and let's take a look at it!
*Kenmore guy opens up the box to reveal a donkey*
Kenmore guy: It's a Russo swerve! *runs away*
You: WTF?
Donkey: HEE HAW
by jasonisjericho December 10, 2008
Get the Russo swervemug. 1.The Anti Christ of professional wrestling. Not to be confused with the Hitler of professional wrestling, Vince McMahon.
2. The reason World Championship Wrestling Sucked in late 1999 till its death in early 2001
3. The man who drove a stake through the heart of WCW at its peak with extremely shitty booking of matches thus, insuring complete victory for rival WWF (WWE today).He should be banished from ever being able to work in the professional wrestling industry.
4. The "black plague" or "cancer" in professional wrestling. Helped destroy WCW and is currently booking for TNA wrestling
2. The reason World Championship Wrestling Sucked in late 1999 till its death in early 2001
3. The man who drove a stake through the heart of WCW at its peak with extremely shitty booking of matches thus, insuring complete victory for rival WWF (WWE today).He should be banished from ever being able to work in the professional wrestling industry.
4. The "black plague" or "cancer" in professional wrestling. Helped destroy WCW and is currently booking for TNA wrestling
Gary: dude, why is Hulk Hogan feuding with Billy Kidman. That makes no sense and sucks balls.
Randy: Well, Vince Russo is the booker for WCW, so thank him.
Ron: Why the fuck is Jeff Jarret the WCW world champion? He is one of the worst wrestlers ever and has less wrestling ability than a nitro girl.
Jeremy: because Vince Russo is the booker of WCW. He is notorious for booking such shitty programming.
Will: TNA can do alot better. some matches are good, but some make no sense and suck ass. They need to up there game to compete with the dictatorship of WWE.
Carlton: Well Will, TNA has a cancer in Vince Russo and unless they fire him, TNA will not beable to elevate. even if Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are now there.
Randy: Well, Vince Russo is the booker for WCW, so thank him.
Ron: Why the fuck is Jeff Jarret the WCW world champion? He is one of the worst wrestlers ever and has less wrestling ability than a nitro girl.
Jeremy: because Vince Russo is the booker of WCW. He is notorious for booking such shitty programming.
Will: TNA can do alot better. some matches are good, but some make no sense and suck ass. They need to up there game to compete with the dictatorship of WWE.
Carlton: Well Will, TNA has a cancer in Vince Russo and unless they fire him, TNA will not beable to elevate. even if Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are now there.
by WCW/nWo fan 4 Life November 15, 2009
Get the Vince Russomug. Pop singer born and raised in Saint Louis, Missouri who has released popular singles such as "California," "I Jusswon," "Dirty Rooms," and "Can't Go Wrong." His song with G-Eazy, "Rewind" is also very popular. He began recording catchy dance-pop tunes in his parent's basement. After saving money and receiving some success online, he moved to Los angeles to pursue his career in music.
Anthony Russo is the better looking and better sounding version of Justin Bieber.
Anthony Russo's song "Rewind" with G-Eazy is a bop
Anthony Russo's song "Rewind" with G-Eazy is a bop
by trendsetter808 October 14, 2018
Get the Anthony Russomug. An exclusively pro wrestling slang word, describing some sort of wrestling storyline or gimmick match which is just so ridiculous that it passes the point of being entertaining or funny.
Made famous by former WWE and WCW, and current TNA 'booker' Vince Russo.
Made famous by former WWE and WCW, and current TNA 'booker' Vince Russo.
by MD Geist February 12, 2009
Get the Russo-rifficmug. by Gio.CR October 5, 2020
Get the giovanni russomug. by Piranha March 24, 2009
Get the Deanna Russomug.