Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.
There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.
There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.
by hipstershoes November 14, 2011
Get the #1 Rule of Hipster mug.a sacred rule in which you and your best mate, scavenge whatever food/alcohol is on offer, you then proceed to half EXACTLY the susbstance in which you have accquired
"wewww here, shes pure left a bit of apple pie likeeeeeee, hack-tow rule of half on this cunt likeeeeeeeeee"
by hacktow September 7, 2011
Get the hack-tow rule of half mug.if something is .4 (4/10) gay, or less, it is NOT gay because you round .4 to 0.
if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.
some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue
eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)
.4 gay and lower:
kissing with no tongue
ass slaps
unintentional dick on dick contact
ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
if something is .5 (5/10) or more, it IS gay, because you round up to 1.
some things that are .5 gay or more:
kissing with tongue
eating ass (while both men are naked. if only one is naked, it is 4/10 gay)
completely nude anal (10/10 gay)
.4 gay and lower:
kissing with no tongue
ass slaps
unintentional dick on dick contact
ALL THINGS THAT ARE DEEMED GAY MAY BE SANCTIONED TO 0 ON THE GAYNESS SCALE BY SAYING, “no homo” AfTER THE GAY ACT
boy 1: “i ate his ass, is that gay?”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”
boy 2: “were you both naked?”
1: “yes. why?”
2: “yeah it’s gay, it’s 7/10 gay so you round to 1”
1: “oh shit! i forgot about the 4/10 rule of homosexuality”
by eatmyasshoe March 5, 2018
Get the the 4/10 rule of homosexuality mug.Some current examples of Rule 34 Halloween costumes you can buy: sexy Grinch, sexy Lorax, sexy Hamburglar, sexy ear of corn, etc.
by SyDy September 27, 2013
Get the Rule 34 Halloween costume mug.A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.
A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.
by neoblaque December 19, 2011
Get the Hitchens Rule mug.A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!
Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.
Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!
Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!
by Elk_newbie July 8, 2017
Get the the cowboy hat rule mug.The age old FIFA/Pro Evo rule that any goal scored by Emile Heskey is equivalent to 6 goals scored by anyone else, except for George Elokobi, who's goals are worth 19.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
In the event that both Heskey and Elokobi score in a single match, "blump saturation" occurs and the rule is nullified.
Ben: "What a screamer by Heskey! By means of the Heskey Rule i'm winning 6-1!"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
Jordan: "You have forgotten that my goal was scored by Elokobi, therefore the score is 1-1"
by Nickolobi January 23, 2010
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