Rugby 

The best time you'll have with 13 other guys and a hooker.

Rugby is a game of possession.

Rugby by jumbalaya October 7, 2012

rugby 

A game where punching, kicking, Stamping on somebody's head isn't totally frowned upon

rugby by ... muahaha? June 22, 2003

rugby 

A hooligan's sport, played by gentlemen. A sport in which the select few athletes that can compete in such an activity are looked upon as homosexuals by those who cannot. (Note: above definitions)

rugby by Steele August 7, 2003

Rugby 

The game they play in heaven.

Rugby (noun). The game they play in heaven.

Rugby by sickchops December 28, 2005

rugby 

We spend our spare time getting bashed, crunched, punched, stood on, gouged, bitten, crushed, twisted and bent.

And we love it. I don't see a problem with it.
(R. Hurst 2006)

Q: What do you call people who watch rugby players?
A: Backs

rugby by grimmice May 2, 2007

rugby 

A real sport that involves no frickin pansy ass pads like american football. Kick the habit, play rugby.

Joe went to play rugby to break his face in. His other friend Charles went to play american football and got a bruise.

rugby by PV June 7, 2003

Rugby 

The must skillful, graceful and beautiful forms of brutality in the world.

Soccer is a gentleman's sport played by hooligans. Rugby is a hooligan's sport played by gentleman.

Rugby by 6stringsct April 27, 2010